Post by Lance on Jan 17, 2019 20:33:12 GMT -5
Lance's hand darted to his sword when a voice suddenly came from nowhere, Luna following suit with her bow. After the Twilight kingdom they weren't taking any chances.
Akatosh however, simply sighed and turned looking up at the woman with an exasperated expression. "Umbra, how nice to see you. It's good to see that your gift for the theatrical hasn't faded with time...nor your gift for exaggerating things. It's only been an eon since we last saw one another, not five, and given our rather...eclectic manners of traveling, I'd say 1,000 years between two dimensions and eight continents is more than reasonable, wouldn't you?" The Dragonborn's tone was casual, and maybe even a bit playful at that, though his remark about it being "only" 1,000 years made Lance scoff derisively.
"Only an eon he says...fucking immortals and their skewed sense of time frame."
Luna actually chuckled at that, a smirk curling at the edges of her lips even as she kept her bow aimed right at the woman's head. "I know right? That and their tendency to drop in without warning as if to see how much shit they can make a mortal pack into their trousers when frightened."
"I know right? The nerve of 'em I say...So then "Akky", who's your friend? Former teacher? Lover? Lady you take out to dinner and bone in a hotel room once every 1500 years to get the stress all out of ya? C'mon man, details here!"
Akatosh sighed softly. "No, no, and GODS no...This, is Umbra. She's the chosen mate of Alduin, and my...my grandmother."
Lance snickered at that, not noticing the small amount of hesitation in Akatosh's voice. "Wow, Arin's got a MILF and you got a GILF, you magical fuckers sure are lucky ain't ya? Well, unless you walk in on 'em, that's just asking for eons of therapy and awkward Thanksgiving dinners."
Akatosh however, simply sighed and turned looking up at the woman with an exasperated expression. "Umbra, how nice to see you. It's good to see that your gift for the theatrical hasn't faded with time...nor your gift for exaggerating things. It's only been an eon since we last saw one another, not five, and given our rather...eclectic manners of traveling, I'd say 1,000 years between two dimensions and eight continents is more than reasonable, wouldn't you?" The Dragonborn's tone was casual, and maybe even a bit playful at that, though his remark about it being "only" 1,000 years made Lance scoff derisively.
"Only an eon he says...fucking immortals and their skewed sense of time frame."
Luna actually chuckled at that, a smirk curling at the edges of her lips even as she kept her bow aimed right at the woman's head. "I know right? That and their tendency to drop in without warning as if to see how much shit they can make a mortal pack into their trousers when frightened."
"I know right? The nerve of 'em I say...So then "Akky", who's your friend? Former teacher? Lover? Lady you take out to dinner and bone in a hotel room once every 1500 years to get the stress all out of ya? C'mon man, details here!"
Akatosh sighed softly. "No, no, and GODS no...This, is Umbra. She's the chosen mate of Alduin, and my...my grandmother."
Lance snickered at that, not noticing the small amount of hesitation in Akatosh's voice. "Wow, Arin's got a MILF and you got a GILF, you magical fuckers sure are lucky ain't ya? Well, unless you walk in on 'em, that's just asking for eons of therapy and awkward Thanksgiving dinners."